Make Him a Drink He Can't Refuse
Whackin’ a timeless cocktail in all the wrong ways for your next ‘family’ shindig? Lemme tell ya, pal, that ain’t gonna fly. But don’t sweat it, your ‘pals’ will be droppin’ by your final resting place to pay their regards.
Sure, James Bond might fancy his martini ‘shaken, not stirred,’ but Vito over yonder ain’t buyin’ into that highfalutin’ bullcrap. Long as that drink packs a punch, bites like a beast, and gets the job done, he’s a happy camper. Messin’ up your gig? Fuhgeddaboudit!
“Make Him a Drink He Can’t Refuse” spills the beans on recipes for the classics and some new contenders in the cocktail arena. And each swig connects back to a big shot Mafia, uh, I mean, “family” figure. Dive deep into the quick and dirty histories of these mobsters and get schooled on how each hooch links up with the wise guy in question. You got the bosses callin’ the shots, the torpedo guys, the loan sharks, the muscle, and yeah, even the nutjobs (got a boatload of those nutjobs!). And with these drink blueprints, you’ll even get the lowdown on the right glasses and the fancy garnishes – God forbid you mess that up!
It’s a good ol’ roster of Mafia bigwigs. You ain’t ever gonna glance at one of these liquid delights the same way again. Doin’ a cocktail justice? That’s a nod of respect right there. ‘Cause lemme tell ya, in this game, respect’s the name of the game.
